Saturday, September 5, 2009

* Darth Cheney to the rescue!


                   Darth Cheney Photo from: Extroverted Wallflower



Since there's so much controversy over President Obama's speech to school kids this coming Tuesday, how about we just scrap THAT idea and invite "one eye Darth Cheney" to come out of his cave and talk to the kids instead? The kids could sit in rapt attention when he describes how he loves to kill Bami's mother (heck- talk about killing little Bami and his friends too). He could show how neat it is to almost kill a friend by shooting near the heart... Do it right the FIRST time! Learn to AIM! Show the kids how FUN water boarding is... Hey - it's something they could do at their next birthday party! He could show pics of at one-time cute, little kids he helped KILL by his million dollar "smart bombs." 


"One eye Darth Cheney" can explain how LIES are GOOD. LIES can be used to start illegal, unjustified wars! Heck - what's so bad about a few LIES? Even those who perceive themselves as "holy and noble" lie too, right?

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