Wednesday, November 4, 2009

* McCain and Palin in office?



I don't agree with everything President Obama has done since in office.. but would it have been better NOW if John McCain had been elected instead? Mind you, this is just speculation, but what would John McCain had done differently by NOW if HE was in office? 


More than likely, "bomb, bomb bomb Iran," waraholic McCain would have ALREADY started a war with Iran. Russia and China would have tried to retaliate. But BEFORE they retaliate, "Bush's Doctrine" would be in place for a "pre-emptive" war BEFORE they have a chance to "pre-empt". Got to use our nukes BEFORE they use theirs! 


Since McCain gets excited about the possibly of more wars, he would have escalated the Iraq war by now. The explanation would be that we need more time to capture or kill EVERY SINGLE terrorist there. Even though Iraq was a secular country, and before the war had freedom of religion, we still need to kill all those MUSLIM Iraqis he thought helped plan 9/11. Those e-v-i-l Muslims wanted to come to the U.S. and FORCE all the God fearing Americans to become Muslims! McCain would want to kill them all.. men, women, children.. unborn babies. Same with those in Afghanistan. They're FUTURE terrorists!


But he wouldn't stop in Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan. Bombs would be dropped on North Korea, Syria, Sudan and any other country that doesn't agree with us or support our "interests" in their country. Need to keep corporations with business in those countries "happy" making more and more money so they can continue to donate to their favorite elected officals. Keep the oil flowing and the pipelines safe and sound!  


John McCain and Sarah Palin would encourage our men and women in the military to risk their lives in these wars in order to protect "freedom". All those over "60," and long ago retired from the military, would be called back to active duty. Get off those Harleys!


Anyone who opposes those glorious wars wars would be arrested for sedition and labeled "on the side of the terrorist" and "against God's plans". Treasonous fools! "Free speech" only means AGREEMENT with the ruling powers.


The very rich would get another tax cut. The deficit would explode because trillions more dollars from overseas countries would have to be be borrowed to help pay for the these "holy and noble" wars that are supposed to usher in the most grand, glorious, "holy and noble" war of them all, Armageddon. Let's keep the wars going and the blood flowing until "the end of days". We're get it right eventually!   


Cheney would be secretly advising McCain on how to continue torture. After all, torture is a terrific foreign affairs technique. Better yet, start practicing water boarding on those evil war protestors!

Drilling would have already started in ANWR and along the coastline of America. Forget about any environmental issues in those areas... after all, the world is going to "end" soon, and with a little help from the doomsayers and fear mongers pushing for more and more bloody wars, the "end" will happen soon. 


"You betcha" Sarah Palin would be in "charge of the Senate"... It would be a brand new job description for the Vice-President. She could introduce moose burgers in the Senate lunch room. Political comedians will never run out of material. 


"Africa is a country" Palin and "Spain is in Latin America" McCain would rewrite and redraw all maps and atlas in the U.S. to correspond with their world view of geography. Heck - they could ban the study of geography and history all together. Most American politicians and elected officials have no need for any of those subjects anyway!


But seriously, you hear people complain about President Obama, but would things had been BETTER with "I agree with Bush on everything" McCain, in office? 

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